I am suddenly curious about going into a nightclub and meeting someone just for sex.
And I want to do it just for a limited time period - and then return to my usual life ambitions.
And don't forget just how legendary their nights are, after all, the likes of Disclosure, Jazzy Jeff and Professor Green have all performed live at their events.
Rumba is one of the most popular party bars of choice for singletons out dancing in the West End.
Whips, feather boas and ring masters are all in store for you at this night of revelry and mayhem.
There'll be fire breathers, acrobats and extreme balancing feats on show here, plus a set of DJs playing the best tunes out there.
Something of a playground for adults serving sumptuous cocktails in a handsome, contemporary space, there’s a NYC-styled vibe to the atmosphere that makes Sway a popular option for singles, couples and groups alike.